So I saw this on the OU facebook page and got super fucking excited and had it ordered within 3mins.
- Me: Did you watch the Buckeyes lose?
- Stepdad: Don't be like that.. I didn't give you shit about OU
- Me: That's because we won our bowl game. Don't worry you can redeem yourself next year
- Stepdad: …..
- Me: Oh wait, you can't because you don't get a bowl game next year..